rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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annulet:

"why didn’t you finish your test?"

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hallowed-thug:

trippin-through-reality:

radvillain:

girl: be rough with me ;)

me:

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For real.. Females be like
"Choke me, slap me, punch me in the eye, tear my acl, choke slam me off the top of a steel cage onto a table , c’mon bae let’s be rough "

dude this post really explains my boyfriend

sixpenceee:

hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories! 

if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone cute but they’re straight

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

eracist:

I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish)

sixpenceee:

Anti-cheating hats